THE FLIGHT MAY BE CANCELLED IF THE FOG GETS THICK

everybody has a skeleton in the closet – shameful secret

john wont accept unless you want him to accept

sira wont tell you about her trip unless you ask her

 

jim wont post the letter unless i tell him to do so

i find find a skeleton in the cellar dont mention it to anyone

 

IF YOU PASS YOUR EXAMINATION WE WILL HAVE A CELEBRATION

what is gonna happen if i press this button

 

i should have voted for her when i had had a vote then

if you go to paris where will you stay?

 

if someone offered to buy you one of those rings, which one would you choose?

the flight may be cancelled if the fog gets thick

if the MILKMAN comes tell him to leave two pints

 

you would play better bridge if you didnt talk so much

what will i do if i hear the burglar alarm?

if you had read the instructions carefully you would not have answered the wrong question

 

i could repair the roof myself if i had a long ladder

unless they turn that radio off i will go mad

i spend all my time with everyone who makes me the way she does

 

IF YOU WERE MADE REDUNDANT WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

we will have a long way to walk if we run out of petrol here

 

i will probably get lost unless he comes with me

you wouldnt have so many accidents if you drove more slowly

if you had woren a false beard nobody would have recognized you

 

if she leaves the fish there the cat will get it

unless they leave a lamp beside that hole in the road somebody will fall into it

 

unless they leave a lamp beside the hole in the road somebody will fall into it

you will get pneumonia if you dont change your wet clothes

if i had known you couldnt eat octopus i wouldnt have bought it

 

if they hanged that picture lower, people would be able to see it

i would have brought you some beer if i had known you were thisty

ELECTROCUTED

 

if you had touched that electric cable you could have been electrocuted

INSTALMENT SYSTEM – raty

 

i wouldnt buy things on INSTALMENT SYSTEM if i were you

dial 999 if you want to call the police, ambulance or the fire brigade

 

By indolentlady

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